We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
my liver is dry heaving
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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