We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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