i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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