I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My life is pants optional.
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