I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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