Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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