I just made out with a guy for $7.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
