I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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