some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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