i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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