I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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