But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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