We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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