she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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