I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
