do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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