Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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