He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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