I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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