Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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