did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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