I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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