This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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