Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i may or may not be watching the land before time
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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