I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
