Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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