she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
