We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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