are you still at the devil's house?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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