So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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