so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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