There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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