i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize