it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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