guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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