STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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