if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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