watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The best revenge is premature balding
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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