i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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