i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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