Its about making memories worth repressing
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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