So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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