what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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