I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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