What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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