pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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