is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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