Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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