I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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