I CAN MOONWALK!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
