Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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