Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The struggles of a small town man whore
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
