That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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