So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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