Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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