it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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